Did I tell you that I figured out what the heck that was?

I don't think so now.

So the backstory on this is that Dan and I were in Steve Jobs theater together, sort of

towards the back, maybe like five or six rows from the back and during the event, especially

the first half, there was a lot of noise from seemingly like, I couldn't quite make it

out but I thought it was like Asian language, sort of like speakerphone noise.

And for a second I thought someone was on the phone and I thought so too.

I completely thought it was somebody who was on the phone like with, you know, like

like Chinese media and they were on the phone with somebody at their office back in China

like to let them listen to the keynote live and I'm like, dude, they're streaming it.

Like you don't have to, you don't have to let them listen in on speakerphone, you know,

and why are they talking?

And it was a bit distracting and it was also kind of baffling because I would like turn

around to see who it was to maybe shoot them a dirty look and it was like, it seemed

to be like, be moving around the theater.

Like at first I thought it was over my shoulder to the left and it seemed to be coming from

all my shoulder to the right.

Anyway, long story short, what it is, what it was is that Apple provides non, I don't know

how many languages they support but if English is not your first language, they, they

give media like a little earpiece and they can get a live translation from somebody, you

know, that Apple hires to translate it on the fly.

And which is cool, but what happened was they had them turned up way too loud and I guess

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