Welcome to What a Time to Be Alive, the only podcast counting down everything this week that made you say, what a time to be alive.

And now, Patrick Monaghan, Kath Barbadoro, and Eli Udn.

Folks, welcome What Time to Be Alive, the only podcast to cast down on things each week

to make the same thing as the title of the podcast. I'm Patrick Monaghan. I'm Eli Uden. No cap. Not today.

She's gone. She got pulled into the ocean by the Cracken and we are waiting to hear. you know she had a fortunately she had one of those

big diving suits on one of those old-timey diving suits yeah with the big uh the big porthole head

she had the porthole helmet yeah she was selling seashells by the seashore and she was

pulled by a long tentacle into the Mariana Trench.

Yeah, that's what she gets for hanging out over there.

You know, they had the bloop a while back.

That was just like an ice shell falling off.

People thought that was like a lovecraft thing.

But hey, Walt Cass is...

I was like Cass said.

She's like, look, I'm going to go sell some seashells

real quick. It's tax season, but I'll be back for the podcast. We said, don't get pulled

in the deepest place on earth, the Mariana Trench. And, you know, now she's got egg on her face.

She's down there. You know, challenge her deep. That's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, all those bony fish.

But we do

have a guest,

we were able

to wrangle somebody,

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