Hello and welcome.

This is the regular features podcast. I was just about to refer to that, but now we have to put it in. Oh, yes. It was a very good book. Thank you very much. I've been working on it. My name's Matt Lees. I'm joined by Gavin Murphy. I am. And are you ready? Yes, you, the readers. Lovely readers sitting at home. I don't mean that. I'm not trying to come on to you.

I am.

Are we?

We're going to have a romance special. Yeah. Now, we've done this once before. Actually, this is the only time that it was me and you, wasn't it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think so. And I think in many regards, like we are like the devil and the angel on the shoulders of the world. Oh, which one

am I? I don't know. I'm the angel. You might be. That's the thing is who knows. I'm the devil. I know I'm the devil. That's the thing. It's a twisted turn. That's what I like about regular features. Most of the time, Gav's the devil. But then sometimes you think, no, maybe you're the angel. Maybe this whole fucking planet is upside down.

Like when you say something naughty,

it is like seeing a teacher. No, maybe you're the angel. Maybe this whole fucking planet is upside down.

Like, when you say something naughty, it is like seeing a teacher out in town drinking.

That's what I always think.

Who's good?

Who's mad?

No one knows.

But somebody who does know whether you've been naughty or whether you've been nice is Santa Claus.

And, of course, it's Valentine's Day.

And you've got to get your kisses right from the big man in the red hat. Last year, we called this, like, the saddest podcast ever. And, like, I was actually going, oh, I actually feel pretty happy. And then something happened today. And I was just like, oh, God, I feel sad. Oh, what? So when I was a little kid, I tweeted about this, but when I was a kid, like, Robin Hood, Disney's Robin Hood was like one of my favorite ever film.

Yeah. God, I feel sad. Oh, what? So when I was a little kid, I tweeted about this,

but when I was a kid, like, Robin Hood,

Disney's Robin Hood was, like, one of my favorite ever film.

Yeah.

Like, I used to watch it all the time. And that's your sexual awakening, yeah? Yeah. Well, man, those foxes are fucking beautiful. Like, I used to watch it all the time. Until like Aladdin, Beauty and the Beast and Jurassic Park came along, like as a kid,

as the only thing that I watch pretty much.

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