At Honda, we listen to drivers for inspiration, even when they say things we can't play on the radio.

Like when a *** pulls out without indicating or when a *** crosses the road without checking first,

or when a *** doesn't understand how a *** roundabout works.

That's why we developed a collision sensor system, which detects risks and automatically breaks.

And to keep all family road trips, family friendly, it's included as standard with the Honda CRV hybrid.

Honda, the power of dreams. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dylan show.

I'm sitting here with my producer, the great Ben Avery, he sat in traffic for four hours to get here.

That is called dedication. That is called dedication, getting it done, making it happen. This guy drives

hours. I went out to dinner with another comic who goes, how does Ben do it? And I'm at what?

Dealing with me? No, he goes, you know, the traveling. And I said, look, is his job?

Now this other comic inherited a lot of money and bought a house. And there's nothing wrong with that.

There's nothing wrong with that. But I said, it's his job. He does his job. If you heard of a job,

I went to dinner with him and the girlfriend and they leave the masks on the whole time.

And I, she works in children's television. And I say this, I said, this town is full of sick people,

huh? She goes, no, I don't think the people that work in children's television. She goes,

they're some of the best people I've ever met. Is there anybody worst in someone who likes their job?

If you really love your job, I make a lot of money doing this and I'm lucky to do it. And I

don't even like this. So if you really like your fucking job, can you get up and get out of here?

Life is too short for positive people. I'm telling you that right now. If they're around you, get them out.

If you are sitting right now with someone who is smiling at you and telling you that everything is possible,

kick them to the curb. They are dangerous like a rattlesnake.

They are. And I know that we've gotten that wrong somehow. We've kind of flipped the script on that.

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