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🗓️ 21 February 2022
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The outlandish menagerie of parachute pants wearing creatures seen loitering in Loveland, Ohio, would brand itself not only on the memories of all those who lived in the area, but also on the whole of paranormal lore. But just when it seemed that these undeniably alien entities had put to rest any notions of frog-like humanoids lurking in waterways of southwestern Ohio, an entirely different group of semi-aquatic abominations reared their amphibious heads; reinvigorating the legend of the Frogmen and leading historians to confirm that these enigmatic entities may have been there all along.
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0:30.0 | Hello, and welcome to the CryptoNot Podcast. My name is Mark Stores, and I am joined by Mr. Chris Karnaselli. |
0:42.0 | Hi, people. |
0:43.0 | And Mr. Robert Thomas Morphe. |
0:44.0 | Hello, other people. |
0:45.0 | Thank you all so very much for joining us. |
0:47.0 | Oh, geez, man, we got a lot going on. We had Valentine's Day. We had the Super Bowl. We got fucked up teeth. We got doom and gloom pictures from emails and shit from Chris. |
0:54.0 | Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuckers. When I read an email with that title, I laugh and I know it's hot. Yeah, but probably not a great one. |
1:02.0 | Then there was the other email, which was like even more doom and gloom, which is more shots with calculators and numbers. |
1:08.0 | And I'm like, I'm like mid breakdown. |
1:09.0 | Oh, all of a sudden, I think it all of a sudden was like worst case scenario, probably inevitable. |
1:15.0 | That's the part that gets you probably inevitable. Like fuck anyway, we're doing this on a Wednesday. |
1:23.0 | Yeah, we are. So we're fucking here. We're making it happen. Uh, son of a bitch Patreon, Robert. God damn it. Bless son of a bitch. God damn it. Bless. God damn it. |
1:33.0 | Bless the patrons and all their fucking glory and other support. Holy shit. Oh, God. Yeah. It's fucking it's so dope. And I love them. Oh, they're awesome. |
1:42.0 | Not just because they're contributing to buck their five, but just because they're fucking. Yeah, basically it's their way of saying we support you guys. |
1:49.0 | Awesome. Here's here's a little monetary high five. Yeah. No, I love it. I thought you guys are the best. |
1:55.0 | It's awesome. Thank you all so very much for your support. We have some shout outs. Robert Wolf, sweat. All right. Yeah. Fuck yeah. |
2:05.0 | I love Hunter Elliott. How yeah? Cool. Andrew Deere. Andrew Deere. What up? Mike DeSoe. Mike DeSoe. Dan. Dan. What up, Dan? |
2:17.0 | Dan. And I mean, you're basic. I mean, you know what I mean? Solid stand up. Dan. We all do. We all know Dan. Yeah. |
2:23.0 | It's our dude. We've all got a basic Dan. We all got a Dan. And I love it. Danny. Andrea Kerr. What up, Andrea? |
2:29.0 | John Terry. Oh, yeah, John. Thank you so much. |
2:33.0 | Pally Thompson. What a Pally. Mary Animo. I know I should have read this first. Yeah. I'm going to sew. |
2:41.0 | Mary Animo. Yeah. I'm going to go with Mary Animo. I'm going to I'm going to second that. Yeah. |
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