230: Skepticrat230 - Veep State Edition

The Skepticrat

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Government, News, Politics

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🗓️ 29 July 2024

⏱️ 57 minutes

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On this week's episode: Our presidential candidate can touch their toes ... They somehow didn’t have a contingency plan if Brandon let’s goed ... And we find a movie nemesis for Cocaine Bear.

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Headline Sources:

Kamala Harris takes over and the GOP is in a panic: https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2024/07/24/us/politics/harris-biden-republican-reactions.html

Newsom Orders California Officials to Remove Homeless Encampments: https://www.nytimes.com/2024/07/25/us/newsom-homeless-california.html

Harris list of potential VP candidates: https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2024/07/23/kamala-harris-vp-pick/

JD Vance doing badly despite delightful couch rumor: https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/jd-vance-couch-sex-rumor-explained-1235068142/
https://www.nytimes.com/2024/07/15/us/politics/27-facts-about-jd-vance.html

Gab CEO says Trump shooter had a pro-Biden account: https://nypost.com/2024/07/25/us-news/trump-gunman-thomas-crooks-used-gab-to-support-biden-ceo/

Two words...Cocaine Shark: https://www.nytimes.com/2024/07/24/science/cocaine-sharks-brazil.html
Also, komodo dragons have iron teeth: https://www.theguardian.com/environment/article/2024/jul/24/komodo-dragons-iron-coated-teeth
And alligators are mustering for an attack: https://www.yahoo.com/news/video-hundreds-gators-swarming-georgia-140000080.html#:~:text=Hundreds%20of%20alligators%20swarmed%20Okefenokee,see%20it%20to%20believe%20it

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0:00.0	Ah, she's brilliant. Miss, I finally got plans out the group chat. We get it. Four votes for a festival,
0:06.0	three for a city break. It's hard to adhere to everyone's needs. There's Betty with her oversized tent.
0:11.1	Sarah and her six foot eight boyfriend.
0:13.1	All right.
0:13.9	Roger Junior and his dog, Roger Senior.
0:16.8	And don't get us started on Mel.
0:19.4	But, like a marriage counselor, she's the one keeping things together.
0:22.6	All aboard Miss I finally got plans out the group chat. Keep everyone's plans alive when you
0:27.1	travel with us. P and Dau Ferries, there is another way. It's Monday.
0:33.0	July.
0:35.0	It's July. It's Monday.
0:37.0	It's Monday.
0:41.0	It's Monday. July 29th.
0:45.0	And the word of the day is Kamala, which means Lotus in Sanskrit.
0:51.0	Use in a sentence. Use in a sentence.
0:53.0	It's pronounced,
0:54.0	Kamala, say it right, you ignorant rubs.
0:56.7	She's going to be President of the United States.
0:58.9	Okay, as an ignorant rub, I just want to say it's saying President Harris is going to be a big relief in a bunch of ways okay?
1:05.0	Yeah, I just I don't understand what makes them think I'm too dumb to pronounce a three-syllable name is some gotcha on someone else.
1:12.0	Yeah, it's fair.
1:13.0	It's fair.
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