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No Such Thing As A Fish

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🗓️ 17 August 2018

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

Live from the Wilderness Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss how the Macarena could save your life, the secret penis code in the Bayeux Tapestry, and the one thing more painful than childbirth (for sloths).

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0:00.0	Do not forget to put a little work as it is.
0:10.0	Hello and welcome to another episode of no such thing as a fish a weekly podcast this
0:20.4	week coming to you from the wilderness festival.
0:28.6	My name is Dan Schreiber and I'm sitting here with Aniches Zinski, James Harkin and Andrew
0:34.3	Hunter Murray and once again we have gathered around the microphones with our four favorite
0:38.4	facts from the last seven days and in no particular order here we go.
0:43.4	Starting with our first fact this week that's my fact, my fact is according to a new scientific
0:48.6	study the best way to perform CPR is to do it while humming the macarena.
0:56.4	How cool is that?
0:57.9	I think they recommend humming it because they probably don't believe if you're trying
1:01.4	to save someone life and you're going, you're the right person to be doing it.
1:06.8	It's a little lyrical.
1:07.8	Does anyone know the actual lyrics?
1:10.7	I think everyone knows the word macarena and know the word in that song.
1:14.3	Yeah, exactly.
1:15.3	But it's what it is about this song is that it has a BPM so every song has a B per minute
1:19.4	and this BPM is 103 and as a result when they're trying to teach people the perfect
1:24.9	counts that you need on a chest as you're trying to save someone's life the macarena happens
1:29.4	to be the perfect amount.
1:30.8	And before that they used to think it was staying alive by the beaches.
1:33.9	That's right.
1:35.8	Because that's about 103 or 104 as well.
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