230: Matt's Wife Crashed His Car

Zane and Heath: Unfiltered

Zane & Heath

Comedy, Society & Culture, Comedy Interviews

4.9 • 35K Ratings

🗓️ 6 May 2024

⏱️ 64 minutes

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0:00.0	It's the first time I've left my house in three days.
0:05.2	Oh, really?
0:06.1	Wait, the last time you left your house was for this room?
0:08.3	For this.
0:08.9	What do you do?
0:09.5	Dude, I've been sick as a fucking dog.
0:11.6	Oh, really?
0:12.3	Yeah.
0:12.6	What did you get?
0:13.9	I don't know.
0:14.7	I think it was like the flu.
0:15.9	Everyone's been really sick in the past like a week or two. Like I got, yeah, I got home like early, early Sunday.
0:22.0	So we have like, so it's been three days.
0:25.5	But I just like, I started feeling it my bones.
0:28.5	Like when you like, you know that feeling like, I think I'm about to get sick.
0:31.6	And it's not a hangover sick.
0:33.5	It's like shit is about to go down.
0:37.2	Your bones feel like lead.
0:39.0	I get that, but then I also get this like weird like sunburn feeling.
0:42.8	You know, when you get like a hot flash?
0:45.0	Kind of like that.
0:45.8	I just feel like incredibly sunburnt right before I get sick.
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