On the Ampour Podcast this week, we're live at Ampour Live at the O2!

Amazing stuff. There's nothing like a spontaneous breast of applause.

And that was nothing like a spontaneous breast of applause.

At the port, I'm Chris Hewitt. Welcome to the Ampour Podcast.

Our biggest yet, we're here at the biggest screen at the biggest city world,

at the biggest tent in London. I'm very, very excited about it.

And that, of course, was the biggest bang the bang we've ever had.

So thank you very much for that. That was amazing.

Over the next two hours, you're going to get the usual

smattering of thinly researched movie news, half-assed star interviews,

and wafer thin movie reviews. Plus a bunch of idiots laughing at their own jokes.

Frankly, you can't ask for anything more.

So who is us? Well, as ever. I'm joined by two colleagues of such lethal cunning.

First up is our Art House guru, a man who is a perfect choice to review

this week's magnificent seven remake, because he can name the original cast

of the magnificent seven at the drop of a hat.

Brinner, McQueen, Coburn, Kislawski, Herzog, Eisenstein,

and of course, Brad Dexter. Please welcome Phil Desemlin.

Thank you, Phil. Thank you.

Last but not least, it's our geek, Queen, a lady who's perfectly suited

to review this week's The Girl With All the Guests, because she is.

The Girl With All the Guests. If those gifts are a knitted dragon tea cozy,

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