230: Dave Stone - HoneyStone

The HoneyDew with Ryan Sickler

Ryan Sickler

Stand-up, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.9 • 9.9K Ratings

🗓️ 22 May 2023

⏱️ 61 minutes

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My HoneyDew this week is comedian, Dave Stone! (Pack a Lunch, The Boogie Man) Dave Highlights the Lowlights of his time as a police officer, accepting a bribe, and facing years in prison. SUBSCRIBE TO MY YOUTUBE and watch full episodes of The Dew every toozdee! https://youtube.com/@rsickler SUBSCRIBE TO MY PATREON, The HoneyDew with Y’all, where I Highlight the Lowlights with Y’all! You now get audio and video of The HoneyDew a day early, ad-free at no additional cost! It’s only $5/month! Sign up for a year and get a month free! https://www.patreon.com/TheHoneyDew What’s your story?? Submit at honeydewpodcast@gmail.com CATCH ME ON TOUR https://www.ryansickler.com/tour May 26 & 27: Fort Wayne, IN June 23 & 24: Tacoma, WA July 7 & 8: Appleton, WI SUBSCRIBE to The HoneyDew Clips Channel http://bit.ly/ryansicklerclips SUBSCRIBE TO THE CRABFEAST PODCAST https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-crabfeast-with-ryan-sickler-and-jay-larson/id1452403187 SPONSORS: Dad Grass -Go to https://www.DadGrass.com/HONEYDEW for 20% off your first order Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I get in, shut the door, dude immediately makes a wrong turn out of the park lot, and I am on his ass.
0:08.2	I'm like, uh-uh.
0:09.4	No, we know where we're going.
0:11.3	We know where we're going.
0:13.1	And he starts stuttering.
0:14.4	He gets nervous.
0:15.1	He's like, I, I, uh, man, don't worry.
0:18.5	I know a shortcut.
0:19.7	Don't worry.
0:20.5	I'm going to get you there into Jiffy.
0:22.3	And I said, Jiffy.
0:25.5	Nobody says Jiffy anymore.
0:28.6	This son of a bitch is going to kill us.
0:31.7	Listen, that's right where my mind goes.
0:34.4	You can judge me all you want to, but I live my life like every gun is loaded.
0:39.3	Okay? Every snake is a king cobra. And no matter what touches me in the ocean, it's jalls. Okay?
0:46.8	I know I've had seaweed hit me in the leg and I'm like,
0:49.6	ah! You ever try to walk something off in the ocean? You can't look cool doing that.
0:56.4	You can't.
1:00.6	The Honeydew with Brian Sickler.
1:16.5	Welcome back to the honey-dew, y'all.
1:19.3	We're over here doing it in the Nightpans Studios.
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