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🗓️ 22 May 2023
⏱️ 61 minutes
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My HoneyDew this week is comedian, Dave Stone! (Pack a Lunch, The Boogie Man) Dave Highlights the Lowlights of his time as a police officer, accepting a bribe, and facing years in prison.
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0:00.0 | I get in, shut the door, dude immediately makes a wrong turn out of the park lot, and I am on his ass. |
0:08.2 | I'm like, uh-uh. |
0:09.4 | No, we know where we're going. |
0:11.3 | We know where we're going. |
0:13.1 | And he starts stuttering. |
0:14.4 | He gets nervous. |
0:15.1 | He's like, I, I, uh, man, don't worry. |
0:18.5 | I know a shortcut. |
0:19.7 | Don't worry. |
0:20.5 | I'm going to get you there into Jiffy. |
0:22.3 | And I said, Jiffy. |
0:25.5 | Nobody says Jiffy anymore. |
0:28.6 | This son of a bitch is going to kill us. |
0:31.7 | Listen, that's right where my mind goes. |
0:34.4 | You can judge me all you want to, but I live my life like every gun is loaded. |
0:39.3 | Okay? Every snake is a king cobra. And no matter what touches me in the ocean, it's jalls. Okay? |
0:46.8 | I know I've had seaweed hit me in the leg and I'm like, |
0:49.6 | ah! You ever try to walk something off in the ocean? You can't look cool doing that. |
0:56.4 | You can't. |
1:00.6 | The Honeydew with Brian Sickler. |
1:16.5 | Welcome back to the honey-dew, y'all. |
1:19.3 | We're over here doing it in the Nightpans Studios. |
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