23: What's a Micro Penis?

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.8 • 7.3K Ratings

🗓️ 19 June 2019

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

The boys discuss why Trevor's dog has anxiety, doing comedy shows in rehab centers, and of course, micro penises. They introduce two new segments: Sock Talk and Secret Sock. In these segments they talk about loyalty to your homie, drug cartels, and what to do if you're an inch inside your mom.

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0:00.0	Elevates your summer nights
0:02.6	with all the indulgence of the new Magnum Double Star Chaser.
0:07.2	It crack in chocolate, popcorn flavor,
0:11.4	and rich caramel sauce for the night.
0:14.2	Pleasure is always on.
0:16.8	Magnum, true to pleasure.
0:19.4	Hell yeah, baby, episode 23, LeBron up in this thing.
0:24.6	Michael Jordan, two-three.
0:26.3	Isn't that aggressive how they both had 23?
0:29.2	I feel like after Jordan, you can't, it's done.
0:32.4	Right, I'll follow Sam.
0:34.0	I would've been like, give me like 38 or something.
0:36.3	Yeah, also just like, I feel like after Jordan,
0:38.8	they should've just retired the Jersey
0:40.5	like in the whole...
0:42.1	Every sport.
0:42.9	Every sport ever.
0:44.2	Because if you play soccer in your 23,
0:45.5	I was like, dunk the soccer ball.
0:47.7	Yeah, that's Michael Jordan.
0:48.8	Did you have a favorite number growing up?
0:50.1	Like for sports?
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