23: Today They F'ed Up

Two Hot Takes

Comedy, Education, Society & Culture

4.6 • 8.3K Ratings

🗓️ 1 July 2021

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Summary

TW: animal abuse! Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host, Josh! Josh is a bestie from Minnesota, and together they take on stories about people who messed up big and small. Stories include an individual who told a person they sucked for releasing goldfish in the ocean, a woman who flashed a teenager at target, an individual who showed their sleep paralysis visitor to family, a person who may have gone too far with a pickup line, a guy who wanted a discount when his kid pooped in the pool, a guy who didn't unpair his moms earphones, a woman who needs a new dentist, a guy who wouldn't get his drunk girlfriend fast food, a woman who evacuated a courtroom with gas, and a man who ate some edibles prior to dinner with the in-laws. WOW they got through a lot of stories on this ep!! FunctionofBeauty.com/2HT for 20% off your order!!! #partners #ad As always your support is very appreciated: https://www.patreon.com/TwoHotTakes Full length Video episodes available on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/TwoHotTakes Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:25.0	Travel restrictions and season season. These are blind.
0:29.0	I'm trying to give you only funny stories. Because funny kind of lighthearted because like smokey the bear.
0:37.0	I don't want no smoke. So we're trying to keep it light and happy today.
0:43.0	Because your laugh is just... And my initials are JK so I just got to keep it funny that way.
0:50.0	Or that way, born funny. I think I got them all. I think I got them ready for you.
0:55.0	No idea what today's theme is going to be. We're just going with it.
1:00.0	All over the place. We're doing it. All over the place. But it's going to be funny hopefully.
1:03.0	Alright.
1:04.0	Gonna get some chuckles out of you. Good.
1:06.0	For those joining today. Hi, I'm your host Morgan. And my guest host is...
1:13.0	Josh.
1:14.0	Josh is one of my best friends from Minnesota. God, we've been friends for how many years now?
1:21.0	Probably like... I feel like six or seven maybe. Or maybe even more. I'm not sure.
1:26.0	Yeah, well we met in like 2014.
1:30.0	14 or 15, yeah.
1:31.0	Which 14 would be...
1:35.0	Seven?
1:36.0	Somewhere in there.
1:38.0	Or out there.
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