23. One of us is getting a happy ending massage
Luke And Sassy Scott
Luke and Sassy Scott
5.0 • 945 Ratings
🗓️ 19 December 2023
⏱️ 24 minutes
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Summary
It's time for Luke to set Scott another challenge, and about time Luke wins one seeing as the current scoreboard is Scott - 4, Luke - 0! This time, it's mum who cops the prank call and what Scott is asking of her is a tough listen. We nearly broke poor mum!
Despite the fact that Scott doesn't believe in God, it turns out he met him. And this isn't like the time he met that homeless dude who claimed to be Jesus, Scott actually saw the Lord in the flesh.... apparently.
Ever had a happy ending massage? Scott has. And it turns out it's all Producer Mandy wants from her husband for her birthday, but he won't do it. Let's see if we can convince him to grant her this birthday wish.
Today's Sibling Squabble is from Lindsy, and we know we said no violent stories but this kind of involves murder... not real murder but a staged one.
Also, soz if you were hoping for the song reveal in today's ep... we've had a slight hold up and will deliver it to you as soon as we can!
CREDITS:
Hosts: Luke And Sassy Scott
Producer: Mandy Catalano
Supervising Producer: Lem Zakharia
Executive Digital Producer: Oscar Gordon
Social and Video Producer: Amy Code
Audio imager: Nat Marshall
Managing Producer: Sam Cavanagh
Talent Manager: Kirsty Kassabis
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | A listener production. |
| 0:04.0 | production. |
| 0:05.0 | The Luke and Sassy Scott podcast acknowledges the traditional owners and custodians of the land |
| 0:10.0 | in which we record this podcast. |
| 0:12.0 | The Uluket Wallen Clan of of the Bunwurang who are part of the |
| 0:15.2 | colon nation. We pay our respects to our elders, past and present and extend our respect to |
| 0:20.8 | Aboriginal and Torres Strait Island of peoples today. |
| 0:23.6 | Always was, always will be Aboriginal land. |
| 0:26.3 | Don't film me. |
| 0:28.6 | You are ridiculous. |
| 0:29.6 | Don't do that either. |
| 0:30.6 | I'm sick of you. |
| 0:31.6 | You're a nutcase. I don't care but. Look at you. He infuriated me as a human being. |
| 0:37.0 | Are you recording? Can I pick my nose? |
| 0:42.0 | Look! I'm sassie. Sassy. |
| 0:44.0 | Scassie. Scott. |
| 0:46.0 | Unbeliever board. |
| 0:49.0 | Luke. |
| 0:50.0 | Zero. |
| 0:52.0 | Scott! Zero. on this |
| 1:05.0 | I've built you up just to tear you down right at the end. |
| 1:06.0 | Do you really not think I'm going to get this one? |
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