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The Valleycast

23 - Lee Saved Her Dog From Meth Addicts

The Valleycast

The Valleycast

Comedy

4.81.7K Ratings

🗓️ 28 June 2018

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Thanks to Stitch Fix for sponsoring this episode. Hurry to http://stitchfix.com/valley to get started NOW! Keep all 5 items in your box and you’ll get 25% off your entire purchase! In this episode, the trio of Lee, Joe, and Elliott discuss meth-addicted dogs with bad haircuts who make fake memes... or, wait, all of that and none of it. As always, thanks to our patrons, and to join our insane group of Internet weirdos, check out http://patreon.com/thevalleyfolk! Love you all!

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0:00.0

I'm ready. This is an intro to the Valley cast and I'm going to list potential

0:07.4

Valley cast Valentine's Day cards starting with card one I love you like Joe loves ripping wires out of walls and the country of Burundi.

0:17.0

Card two, I love you like Lee loves Iceland and Vanigands

0:25.0

Whatever that is I still don't know card three I love you like Steve loves gremlins and E T and Muppets and Disney and Disney and Disney and

0:34.0

Disney.

0:35.0

Card 4.

0:37.0

I love you like Elliot loves talking about capitalism

0:42.0

and going to Vegas and having babies.

0:47.0

Because the world is beautiful and is never going to be able.

0:50.0

And I sang this song even though I'm not a very good singer because I love you all and even though I'm only a $2 patron

1:01.0

I love you as much as a ten dollar patron, but I'm poor. So as this

1:08.1

comes to a close, I really hope it was the episode nine of introros. Goodbye now.

1:14.0

Valley Cats for life.

1:17.0

No.

1:18.0

That was really beautiful.

1:20.0

I am in I feel like I went to a musical I know I loved it I'm inspired I'm a little sad

1:25.7

I love every second of it I am a little I'm like I think I'm moved yeah it was really The piano tracking, the backing track on the piano was next level.

1:36.0

So it truly was one of those like pitter-patter, you know, who is it that does that in musicals where it's just like and I never know

1:43.3

but did did it did the bitter pattern musicals where it's just like are we

1:47.8

talking you're talking you're just talking that was from 28 heartnell over on SoundCloud.

1:53.4

I think that was the I think that was the episode nine of theme so far.

1:58.1

That was really amazing I think it was so yeah I went somewhere I came back I went somewhere I went somewhere and I came back and I was like oh I'm doing a I'm I'm on I'm recording a podcast right now I was lost in the music and that that man was a true fan like he knew every he's been here since the beginning yeah he's

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