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Hello everybody and welcome back to Crime and Sports. Yeah, indeed we're so excited. So happy to be here with you folks.

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I'm Jimmy Wistman and you are listening to Crime and Sports. Oh, man. This week is so exciting. Before we get into this guy though, I do have to remind you guys because if you're hearing this on Tuesday or even Wednesday, you still have a chance for this when I can be here when it comes out.

This Wednesday, July 6th at the Tempe improv. It will be Crime and Sports night. You'll see Jimmy. You'll see myself there. It's going to be no podcast stand up.

But we're going to have a great time. Come hang out with us. You can get in for free on us. If you use the promo code Crime and Sports, you can do it online. You can do it at the window whenever you want. Come in there and come see us.

We're going to have so much fun. We'll talk about all of these morons. We'll have a great time. Seriously, we'll make it like a really, really good night.

Without further ado, Jimmy. Here we go. Let's jump into this guy because wow. Jimmy, this is one of these guys where I looked at it on the surface. And I'm like, I don't know if there's enough here for this. And then I started looking them up and I went, holy shit, we need five episodes for this guy. He is a man of society.

I think first of all, is it necessarily sports because he's been in movies, but then you know, well, he kind of did sports and was a big fucking deal. Have you checked in the world? He mattered. So yeah, no, this guy had it all. This is our fourth of July episode.

We're going overseas. Fourth of July is American Independence Day. And this is, we'll tell you why later. This is about as American of a dipshit as humanly possible. This guy is a great, wise or embodied. It's unreal. So let's get right into it with Tommy David Morrison.

And right away when your parents put Tommy on the birth certificate instead of Thomas, that's some white trash. Absolutely. Yeah. Right away. Right.

Close name we call them Uncle Rick growing up. Yeah. And I found out how white trash we were when I found out his real name. It is Uncle Ricky. Ricky is his first name. Ricky middle name Darryl. We're white trash. Jesus is your race card driver. It sounds like nobody had a welcome race fans banner.

12 foot long one in his fucking living. That does not shock. No. But the white trash in this episode will be shocking because it is just poof boy. Tommy Morrison is born January 2nd, 1969.

And Grovet Arkansas just missed a new years, maybe just missed it. Yeah. Just a little Tommy was a little top hat on. Yeah. No, no, thanks. Born in Arkansas. Born in Arkansas. And he moves. The family moves back and forth between Arkansas and Oklahoma.

They are. Yeah. It's like a little white trash. We can't decide which white trash state we want to live. Yeah. So he grows up mostly in J. Oklahoma. That's his doing a little bit of dust bowl or do we want to live in tornado alley? We want to.

Yeah. That's when we're listening to this after a minute after a few minutes of this when we talk about the family, you're going to think overseas once again, tornadoes, you know what those are. But in the middle of America, the middle of the country is where tornadoes ravaged run through. So we don't

know why anyone lives there live there. I'm sorry, but good God. That got your alive. See all the shit. I don't know how you survive these tornadoes. We couldn't decide which state in that fucking weird. They come through and just indiscriminately just take out whole town.

This one white trash trailer couldn't have been sucked up into the vortex of space. Just holy shit. Twister. Wow. It's essentially based in this entire area. Yeah, we're going to get his parents very unstable. No shot.

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