This is a headgum original. Maria, Marika you weren't here you're you're on the show not just like overseeing the show right like we're talking to you or you don't like being on this this might be a

she's arguably a co-host okay you don't like being on this. This might be a

She's arguably a co-host. Okay. I don't like being on this.

But I am on an option.

Thoughts on the mattress ad read? We had a peanut gallery for the at the mattress read. I thought I did great.

I thought you did the ad. I did the I did the absolute minimum.

Hi I'm Marty Michael from why won't you date me?

You may have heard me from why won't you date me.

My roommate was like, now that I know that this is your boss I can't finish this episode.

You trying to take the title of CEO away from me was interesting for an ad read.

What if I did Nicole Beyer? Like what if I did an impression? And so like I'm on Conan right and I'm like I don't like all I want is a big dick.

You know what? That doesn't work. So I was watching a new show the other day called The

Unicorn and she was on that. She's everywhere. She's she's so famous you think she's dating her

work sorry have we started yet or we did a natural slide in yeah we've been going

for two minutes it's the headgone podcast and that's the song.

Okay, a lot of that was unusable so maybe we should just let's say like this is the beginning and then you

don't say that you want a big dick and then three two

one all I want is a big that absolute horsecock this is the headgum

podcast this is really good this might be our best episode so far just so far really, yeah, I still don't know if it started.

The bar is so low, it's insane.

Yeah.

Last time I left sweating, I was so distraught from the experience.

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