23: Gam023 WWJD2: The Woodcarver

God Awful Movies

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 26 January 2016

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Summary

In this week's episode, Eli, Noah, and Heath break down the sequel to last week's homage to things happening randomly and in questionable focus; What Would Jesus Do 2: The Woodcarver. This nearly impossible to properly punctuate sequel adds an Oscar eligible performance from Christian movie powerhouse John Ratzenberger, to answer the age old question of what gay GILF porn would look like if you took out all the sex.---Our theme song was written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars.

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0:00.0	More gay sex words.
0:07.0	Alright, Chris.
0:08.0	The word he says to him.
0:10.0	See how the grain is nice and tight?
0:15.0	And then the kid goes,
0:16.0	Should I use my fingers?
0:18.0	Yes, it does.
0:21.0	Those are the lines.
0:22.0	Somebody's trying to win a movie.
0:24.0	I have no comedy for you.
0:26.0	My comedy is those of the lines.
0:29.0	That awful movie.
0:36.0	Welcome back to the Gamcast.
0:37.0	Where each week we sample another selection from Christian cinema.
0:39.0	Because at one point, this seemed like a good idea.
0:42.0	I'm your host, Noah Luzon.
0:44.0	I'm a great actor.
0:47.0	I'm a great actor.
0:50.0	I'm a great actor.
0:52.0	I'm a great actor.
0:54.0	I'm a great actor.
0:56.0	This seemed like a good idea.
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