22: What Would Jesus Do?

God Awful Movies

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 19 January 2016

⏱️ 108 minutes

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Summary

This week we meet a drifter with a heart of gold and no idea how humanity works. In a small California town with a bafflingly robust homeless population, a Jesus analog enters the lives of six community theater rejects; leaving both the characters and the viewers pondering one simple question... WTF? Or, as they titled their movie (based on the bracelet of the same name) What Would Jesus Do?---Our theme song is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you'd like to hear more from him, check out their Facebook Page.

If you'd like to hear more from Anna Phyllis Smith, you can check her website as well.

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0:00.0	The still inside the church. Because immediately afterwards he goes,
0:14.0	come on everybody, this church is open.
0:16.0	And the chairs are still there, the crucifix is still in there.
0:19.0	They were just going to demolish it with all the fuck,
0:21.0	with the fridges, the homeless guy was still in there
0:23.0	right the homeless guy was still in there and they were demolishing this
0:27.5	building they did not remove him just imploded on him
0:32.0	oh shit Just imploded on him. Oh shit.
0:37.0	God awful movie.
0:40.0	movie. Who be? Welcome back to the gamcast where each week we sample another selection from
0:54.4	Christian cinema in hopes of appeasing Lord Volgaran and one day seeing our
0:57.8	families again. I'm your host no illusions and sitting to my immediate left is my good
1:02.0	friend Heath and right
1:03.0	heth always a dreamy pleasure to see you.
1:05.2	Oh, the bashful kick.
1:07.6	What to say?
1:09.9	And sitting 989 miles to my right is my bad friend Eli Bosnick.
1:14.2	Eli it's throbbingly good to see you too.
1:16.5	Mmm my panties are already in my mouth.
1:19.2	Eli always knows what to say.
1:25.0	So we're getting it started early, run off all of those
1:26.0	those listeners that don't belong.
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