23: EP 23 - Mystic Geoff (Predictions for 2020)

What Most People Think with Geoff Norcott

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News, Politics, Comedy, News Commentary

4.8 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 2 January 2020

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Having been surprisingly ahead of the curve in 2019 Geoff has let it go to his head and is making some bold predictions about the coming year. He looks at Trump's chances, how Brexit will play out and who will win the donkey derby of the Labour leadership race. He also considers how the SJW's will react to the prospect of more Trump, Boris & Brexit. Follow Geoff on: TWITTER - https://twitter.com/geoffnorcott FACEBOOK - https://www.facebook.com/Geoffnorcottcomedy/ INSTAGRAM - https://www.instagram.com/geoff_norcott/ YOUTUBE - https://www.youtube.com/user/GeoffNorcott Sign up to Geoff's mailing list here: http://bit.ly/GeoffNorcott Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	What most people think?
0:03.0	people think
0:17.8	welcome to the first show of the new decade.
0:21.2	The new decade and we haven't even you haven't even decided what the last one was
0:25.5	called yet have we maybe maybe we never will maybe maybe liberals would say oh
0:29.9	it's just you know it's such a bad decade let's. Let's just wipe it from the record. Let's expunge it like, you know,
0:36.2	the Last Jedi or the Final Season of Thrones. But yeah, I hope you had a good Christmas. It's impossible not to have a good one
0:47.2	in other of people's estimations, isn't it? Like, whatever you tell people how your
0:51.6	Christmas was, everyone will say, oh, that's nice. If you say, oh, yeah, we had a tell people
0:53.3	that's nice if you say oh yeah we had a really
0:55.1	we just had a quiet one people go all that is nice isn't it to have a quiet one
0:58.8	and if you say oh we had a really big fuck-off family. People go, oh, that's nice, isn't it?
1:04.4	You could just say, yeah, just sat there, fucking diseased, spent the whole time vomiting.
1:11.9	I mean, let's be honest people would
1:14.0	people would show you some sympathy for that and it's the same in New Year
1:18.8	isn't it? People try and make a virtue out of whatever they did.
1:22.4	You know I just stayed in to be honest I just
1:25.0	just stayed in to be honest I just stayed in and it was actually quite nice and you know I
1:27.4	wasn't up at midnight you go look it's real as it's a fucking failure if you don't
1:31.4	see the new year in I didn't and it wasn't for a good reason me and Mrs were ill
1:36.0	Fucking tired so we went to bed and let's not pretend that that was any kind of victory
1:41.0	But again, yeah, new year just, oh, yeah, that's nice.
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