23 - Anoint his forehead with rabbit’s blood

Archive 81

Science Fiction, Fiction

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🗓️ 16 May 2018

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Nicholas and Christine begin a ritual. There will be a new episode of Archive 81 on Wednesday, May 30th. Twitter: twitter.com/Archive81 Facebook: www.facebook.com/Archive81/ Website: archive81.com Email: [email protected] Tumblr: archive81.tumblr.com Patreon: www.patreon.com/archive81 Merch: dead-signals.myshopify.com/collections/all Go to hellofresh.com/deadsignals30 and use the code deadsignals30 to get $30 off your first week of deliveries.

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0:00.0	Welcome to Arcad 81.
0:04.6	This, this thing you are hearing, is sponsored by HelloFresh.
0:10.2	Receive $30 off your first week of deliveries when you go to HelloFresh.com slash dead signals
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0:31.5	Cut down a large tree on land that you own.
0:35.7	Carve the words delirium, vestigial, uncertain and colony into the stump of the tree.
0:45.4	When your son's first birthday place him upon the stump and anoint his forehead with
0:51.1	rabbit's blood.
0:53.1	While the blood is still wet, you must describe his conception in detail.
1:00.1	After that's done, join your son on the stump and anoint your own forehead with the blood
1:05.3	of a bull.
1:07.5	Drop your son on the ground.
1:10.1	You may cushion his fall if you push.
1:13.4	If the ritual has been performed correctly, you will remain relatively healthy for the
1:18.5	next five years.
1:20.7	If you are fated to die within the year, you will die immediately upon completing the
1:26.9	ritual.
1:28.3	This is not, as some have claimed, an immortality ritual.
1:32.6	That for taking...
1:33.6	Is it on?
1:36.6	Yeah.
1:37.6	Yeah, we're good.
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