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This week we look at the beach town of Ocean Grove, New Jersey, where a man tried to get away with two horrific crimes. Welcome to Small Town Murder.

Hello everybody and welcome back to Small Town Murder. My name is James Petra Gallo. I'm here with my co-host. I am Jimmy Wiseman. We can't thank you folks enough for joining us this week. I want to thank everyone for their iTunes reviews this week. Again, you guys are welcome to Small Town Murder.

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Yeah. You want to sit back and listen about some murder. We got murder. We got murder. We got a lot of murder this week. We got murder stacked high and wide this week.

Is it higher than seven and two cops? No, it's not higher than seven and two cops. But the way it was done makes it. It's like a volcano.

It's swelled up higher. It's not great. It's a it's some brutal crime. But that's okay.

Last week was five five people seven total five five civilians two cops. Right. Was it five civilians or seven people? Yes, it was five or two. Anyway, go back and listen. You count.

But you count. But I will give this a perfect time to give the disclaimer. Yeah, that we're doing. We're talking about this. Yes. This is a comedy podcast. All the facts are real.

Yeah, cases are real. Promise you that the research is real. Everything is real. We do make jokes that we're stand up comics. And that's our take on this.

John right? Yeah, we don't want to sit here and go, well, then he cut her head off. It's very dry. And that's fine. A lot of people like that. And that's good for them. I like some

podcasts like that too. But we also want to do something a little different. And so we never make jokes at the expense of the victims or the victims' families. That's not what we're about. We're not assholes here. We're really not. We are. We are. But not in that respect. Yes. We're assholes, but not scumbags.

As we have as we have a lot. It's a good slogan. We are jokes come at the expense of these towns. They come at the expense of bumbling police force. Maybe an asshole murder that's done something stupid.

Maybe the technique. Maybe the technique you never know. But either way, if true crime, if you think that true crime and comedy never belong together, no joke should be made around these things. You're free to think that you're not going to like this. No, just tell you right now. No, might as well.

On. Hit the unsubscribe. We shake hands. Send you on your way. Say thank you very much for giving us a try. But we're not for you. Now anybody who's left. We're not your bag. If you're left. Now there after we've told you not to listen as we like to do. We're the only podcast that thoroughly discourages people from listening.

Encourage is going away. Please don't listen. Okay. You don't any chance you're going to be offended. Rather not here. But I was offended by this and that I'd rather just give it to the people who really, really are digging what it is. So without further ado, Jimmy. Let's get down to business. I'm so excited. I'm excited for this week. We are going to ocean grove New Jersey this week. It sounded beautiful at first. And then you said New Jersey. New Jersey. Yeah, I'm from New York. So there will be New Jersey bashing here. Sorry about that. It's part of my culture. I can't.

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