22nd Date Update- Suspicious Ex Text
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
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4.7 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 28 August 2025
⏱️ 19 minutes
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Summary
Today we’re shaking it up and doing an ALTERNATE version of our Second Date Update… Going to levels we’ve never gone to before!
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| 0:00.0 | This is a second date podcast with Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and you may have noticed that the title looks like it got screwed up today. |
| 0:06.8 | Go ahead and email Alexis your complaint. |
| 0:09.4 | No, it's not a mistake this time. |
| 0:12.9 | You didn't fall asleep and push two or two or two many times. |
| 0:16.2 | We're doing something a little different today. |
| 0:17.7 | We are doing something a little different. |
| 0:19.5 | We hope you enjoy it. |
| 0:20.8 | It's brand new. We like to try new things different. We hope you enjoy it. It's brand new. |
| 0:21.8 | We like to try new things out. |
| 0:23.2 | So always let us know in the comments because believe it or not, we read them all. |
| 0:27.2 | We can't respond to every single one, but we read them all. |
| 0:29.9 | What do you see, Alexis? |
| 0:30.8 | Yeah, Rico and Midnight said, a new pickup line I heard about goes like this, right? |
| 0:36.3 | All right. |
| 0:36.6 | Okay. |
| 0:37.3 | I watch you pee. Yeah, on a scale of one to ten, urinate. Like, urinate. Oh, urinate. And the delivery was poor. Sorry. Rico is going to be really disappointed in that. Urinate. Is that better? That's better. Urinate. Good. Who doesn't love a good urination? Oh my gosh. Please use this on a guy this weekend, Alexis. The first time I met my husband, I told him a UTI joke. Oh, wow. What's the UTI joke? It's about cranberry juice, you know, it was fine. Okay. We'll get this brand new. Sorry to get you all hot and heavy if you're listening. |
| 1:13.6 | A little different second date update started right now. |
| 1:17.6 | We like to shake things up every now and again on this show. |
| 1:22.6 | Yeah. |
| 1:23.6 | But no, Brooke, for the 400th time, we're not adding roadkill reviews on the tens. |
| 1:27.9 | We're better at nicknows. |
| 1:30.1 | People would like that. |
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