Greetings to salutations, everyone.

It's Rich Wilson.

Welcome to Fantasy Baseball live.

Today is the 14th of January.

About 8.30 in the morning.

I'm here, as always with my good buddy, Mr. Tim McLeod, Tim, it's a special day.

We've got not only are we doing prospect talk, but since we rarely do a podcast on a Wednesday, it's bad dad joke Wednesday.

Oh, so in other words, I have to up my standards.

Well, I got a couple of bad, I have two prepared bad jokes.

So I'm going to do one and later on I'll do a second.

Your jokes are more puns.

I've got actually ones that are written out.

Are you ready?

Yeah, I'm ready to rock.

A man was lying on the couch talking to his therapist when he was asked,

if you were stuck on a desert island,

who would you like to be stuck with?

I said, my uncle Dave, and why is that?

Is it because he would be a calming influence on you?

Share old stories, be very philosophical with you?

No, he has a boat.

Well, well, right.

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