229: The Baptism Attack (Buddy Jenkins & George Johnson)

Youth Group Chronicles

Christianity, Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.9 • 980 Ratings

🗓️ 20 May 2026

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Sam is joined by Buddy Jenkins and George Johnson for an episode full of absolute youth ministry chaos, including the now-infamous “Baptism Attack” story where a late-night spontaneous lake baptism takes a completely unexpected turn. Along the way, the guys react to stories of a wedding sermon that ended with a dollhouse getting obliterated by a baseball bat, a youth pastor crashing a motorcycle onto the church stage, a donut game gone horribly wrong, and one camp prank that escalated way beyond what anyone expected. From awkward moments to unbelievable camp stories and near-disasters, this episode is nonstop proof that no one survives youth ministry with their dignity fully intact.

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0:00.0	Hey everyone, my name is Sam Moss.
0:07.0	Welcome to Youth Group Chronicles.
0:09.3	You're about to hear true stories from youth pastors and leaders about the crazy, wild, and hilarious things that have happened while serving in youth ministry.
0:18.7	I hope you enjoy the show.
0:24.2	What is up, everybody? Welcome back to another episode of Youth Group Chronicles. Episode 229. We are cruising right along. It'll be 300,
0:33.4	400, 500, before we know it. It's crazy how fast it goes. Yeah, we'll get there. Maybe we'll just randomly start numbering these, just skipping a few and see if people notice. Like, how do we get to 270 already? 239 was last week. But with me today, Gio and Buddy, welcome back to you guys. We had a good first episode with you guys. What up, fam? Go back and listen to 225 if you haven't yet.
0:54.7	But if you guys haven't listened to the show before,
0:57.0	this is where people will send in their craziest youth ministry stories.
1:00.5	And my guess, get to be here in the studio with me and react to them live here on the show
1:04.8	with our live audience on Instagram, on Facebook, and on YouTube.
1:10.0	Let's shout a couple of them out here. We have Twizzler O2 is in the chat with us tonight. David is here. I feel like I've seen David's a four. Shout out little twiz. They said, Gio is the goat. Look at that, bro. How much did you pay him for that? Like 50 hour. Oh, that's not bad. Just keep coming back. We got the Quiet Kid 7-7. First time joining a live, very excited. I hope it lives up to the hype, bro. Thank you for being here. If you are, bro. I don't know. It says the quiet kid. Maybe it's a sister. I don't know. Hi, Buddy, Gio and Buddy. I know, legendary combo we got going on right here, right?
1:47.9	But let's kick this off of the story from Gabe.
1:51.3	Gabe said, wow, for youth group, my dad set up a game where you had to slide a donut across the room on a string without using your hands.
2:01.1	What?
2:02.4	Everyone was inching it along with their mouth, but when it was my turn, I figured the fast,
2:07.4	I figured out a faster way and just wrap my mouth around the string and push the donut
2:11.7	all the way across.
2:13.1	When I finished, everyone looked horrified.
2:15.8	I turned around and saw the string covered in blood.
2:19.6	I had sliced the corners of my mouth without knowing it
2:22.4	and had cut upwards on my cheek like the Joker.
2:26.6	How do you not notice that?
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