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🗓️ 1 June 2023
⏱️ 26 minutes
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Science is illegal now. Good luck.
Weather: “Norman Vember“ by Triston James
Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth
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0:00.0 | Hey Jeffrey Kramer here. |
0:05.7 | I'm going to pre say, is that a word? |
0:09.0 | That we have some exciting announcements coming very soon. |
0:12.2 | Hopefully as soon as June 15th. |
0:14.1 | So just sit by your podcast app for the next two straight weeks or maybe longer anxiously |
0:18.8 | awaiting any such thrilling proclamations or maybe we won't have them just yet. |
0:22.9 | Who knows, nothing is certain. |
0:24.7 | Not in this life buddy, but still it's exciting, you know. |
0:28.2 | The unknowing. |
0:29.4 | In the meantime, we're having a June Clarence sale in our store. |
0:32.1 | It's your last chance to get your Spider-Wolf's baseball tee, your night veil, fanny packs, |
0:36.9 | sly nod to our British listeners, and a shirt that says, I'm very into science. |
0:41.6 | And a bunch more stuff that's going on clearance. |
0:43.7 | This is your last chance to get these items. |
0:46.2 | Everything must go. |
0:48.0 | Everything. |
0:49.0 | Eventually. |
0:50.0 | It's true, you know. |
0:53.1 | But if you only like new things, then I have some of those for you too. |
0:57.1 | We have a, there is no proof you exist, only evidence t-shirt as well as a beautiful |
1:01.6 | night veil challenge coin. |
1:03.4 | A fan gave us some non night veil challenge coins when we were on tour in DC way back in |
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