Hey, you should join the military and then rank up to the level of captain and then just give up after that.

And I mean, you know the, like the punchline is obviously some people call you Captain Kirk, but just leave it alone.

Many Orioles. and Kirk but just leave it alone. I've thought about it.

It seems it's a lot of work.

My dad tried to get me to name one of our kids, James T Kirk.

But then he would have had two last names and that would have kind of thrown it off.

That's a worst name ever.

I couldn't do that to my kid. So Luke, welcome man. I'm glad you're here.

Well, after a little after show deal. He sent in a story which was which

showed me the quality of his voice because he sounds great

online I just want to know what he sounded like and it went on and on and on it was

great story but when I heard the word poop and blood together, I hit

stop. It's a very legitimate story about a lack of water and what you're forced to do when one person has bowel movements and then you have flu symptoms after that.

But I just couldn't, I couldn't make it through it and I was like oh so it was a terrible

it was a terrible achievement unlocked Luke you you got me so grossed out. I couldn't even

playing on the show and there was nothing morally wrong with it at all.

I was just gonna handle it.

I've got stories that are morally wrong.

I can share those too.

We don't, we don't, uh, we don't turn them away until, unless we can,

and unless we have to, so send them in.

But Luke, you guys will remember from last week our featured

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