229: Divorce Mode

The Incomparable Mothership

Jason Snell

Arts, Tv & Film, Leisure

4.8 • 694 Ratings

🗓️ 10 January 2015

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Summary

Hello and, again, welcome to the Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment center. We hope your brief detention in the relaxation vault has been a pleasant one. You are now in possession of the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device. With it, you can create your own portals. These intra-dimensional gates have proven to be completely safe. You, Subject Name Here, must be the pride of Subject Hometown Here. You know what my days used to be like? I just tested. Nobody murdered me. Or put me in a potato. Or fed me to birds. I had a pretty good life. And then you showed up. You dangerous, mute lunatic. So you know what? You win. Just go. It’s been fun. Don’t come back.

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0:00.0	Hello and again, welcome to the incomparable podcast number 229.
0:07.3	We hope your brief detention in the relaxation vault has been a pleasant one.
0:12.3	It is January 2015.
0:15.5	Quit now and cake will be served immediately.
0:19.5	This was a triumph.
0:23.0	I'm making a note here, huge success.
0:28.3	It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
0:35.4	Aperture science.
0:40.7	We do what we must because we can
0:42.7	for the good of all of us
0:47.6	except the ones who are dead
0:49.6	but there's no sense
0:51.3	crying over every mistake
0:53.7	you just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
0:58.1	And the science gets done and you make a neat gun for the people who are still alive.
1:05.5	Welcome back, everybody, to The Incomparable Podcast.
1:07.9	I'm your host, Jason Snell.
1:08.9	It's time for us to take another trip into the world of video games. And I've got an excellent panel here to talk about a couple of games that we've
1:14.7	been claiming we were going to talk about for, I don't know, a couple of years now, and we finally
1:19.2	got around to it. So this is not on the cutting edge of gaming, but it is a couple of old favorites that people kept asking, when are you going to talk about Portal and Portal
1:27.6	2? And the answer is now, right now, you are, if you're just tuning in randomly to this
1:32.5	podcast, hoping in vain that finally we might cover Portal, you are a really lucky person
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