228: Chris Gethard - HoneyGethard

The HoneyDew with Ryan Sickler

Ryan Sickler

Stand-up, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.9 • 9.9K Ratings

🗓️ 8 May 2023

⏱️ 67 minutes

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0:00.0	By round of applause, how many people in here remember tan M&Ms?
0:06.0	That is not everybody.
0:09.0	Some y'all have been living among us in a tanless Eminem world.
0:13.0	I'll tell you what the fuck happened to tan M&Ms.
0:17.0	1995.
0:20.0	Mars Candy decides that two browns are redundant.
0:24.6	They kill off the tans.
0:26.6	Said, they opened a vote to all of us, said we voted blue.
0:30.6	I didn't vote for shit.
0:33.6	They killed Tad M&Ms.
0:36.6	And that is what happened.
0:37.9	I looked it up for this joke.
0:41.1	I wanted to be funny and factual.
0:45.5	The Honeydew with Brian Sickler. Welcome back to the huddy-doo y'all.
1:01.7	We're over here doing it in the NightPants Studios.
1:04.5	You know I am Ryan Sickler, Ryan Sickler.com and Ryan Sickler on all your social media.
1:10.2	I want to say thank you guys right now.
1:13.4	The special is doing really well. I can't believe the support. The channel is growing.
1:20.3	So thank you guys. If you haven't watched my special Lefty Sun, go check it out. Almost died and still brought it to y'all still in the hospital making
1:29.0	notes and shit while they're telling me i got clots and stuff in my lungs so yeah that happened
1:33.5	and boom boom boom there's a free special out on youtube right now all right uh make sure you
1:38.8	subscribe share it like it all that good stuff if you got to have more then i'm telling you
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