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God Awful Movies

227: Wish for Christmas

God Awful Movies

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.82.7K Ratings

🗓️ 24 December 2019

⏱️ 119 minutes

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Summary

This week, we team up for an atheist review of "Wish for Christmas", the story of a young girl wishing her parents were atheists and Pureflix reveling in the fact that there's no social cost to bigotry against that minority.
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Also, no! Atheists just eat breakfast! We don't say Atheist graced before we fucking do it! We just eat food!

0:17.0

Uh-uh! Everybody? Sorry?

0:20.0

Nothing! Okay, there we go! Okay, now you can eat!

0:25.0

Piro would please turn to me and thank me for preparing this meal?

0:29.0

Yes!

0:30.0

Alright! Now you can eat!

0:37.0

Not awful!

0:39.0

Movie!

0:47.0

Welcome back to the Gamcast! We're each week we sample another selection from Christian cinema because you can't physically go fuck yourself and this is the next closest thing!

0:58.0

I'm your host no illusions and sitting...

1:00.0

What you can and I'm sure we all have but then we had to settle for us.

1:04.0

I got real close to the promised land a few times.

1:07.0

No you didn't. I'm your host no illusions and sitting 700 miles to my immediate left is my good friend, Heathen right?

1:14.0

Heathen, welcome back!

1:16.0

Out! I hurt myself! Sorry you guys go back now!

1:21.0

Somebody else go!

1:23.0

Alright, sitting 900 miles to my northeast is my bad friend Eli Bosn again if anyone had ever fucked themselves it would have been this guy still hasn't actually technically happened.

1:33.0

Eli, how are you this fine afternoon sir?

1:35.0

Fantastic! No, it's all about that reverse plow!

1:39.0

You have to do the reverse plow!

1:41.0

Too many people go for the regular plow if the reverse plow!

1:45.0

Wait, you curl yourself backwards like a scorpion?

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