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Tell 'Em Steve Dave EP. 1-299

#227: When Pigs Cry

Tell 'Em Steve Dave EP. 1-299

TESD 1-299

Comedy

4.9614 Ratings

🗓️ 23 February 2021

⏱️ 127 minutes

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Summary

Will Q get ‘Jappled’? Walt suffers from a recurring nightmare. Bry dismisses a family’s holiday anguish.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Cards Against Humanity pre-roll.

0:02.5

Wait, what?

0:03.2

We had this one time, Cards Against Humanity.

0:05.3

People love this game, man.

0:07.0

People love this game.

0:08.2

It's called, this episode is sponsored by Cards Against Humanities 10 days or whatever of Kwanza.

0:15.6

You give Cards Against Humanity $15, and they'll send you 10 mystery gifts for the 10 days or whatever of Kwanza.

0:23.7

Space is limited to the first 250,000 people who sign up at holidaybushit.com.

0:31.6

I think they have a pretty, no, I think they have a pretty big following.

0:34.7

It's called Hollywood Bull.

0:35.6

How can they send 10 mystery gifts to people 10 days I think it's a car 250,000 you know how much that would cost

0:44.0

what is the website well holiday bullshit dot com holiday bullshit.com I think this is a fake

0:49.5

because Kwanza that's not a real holiday right I mean I mean, go look it up. Go look it up. You know how many people? It's celebrated by less than 2% of Americans. But that doesn't mean anything, Walt. That must be respected. We've hidden. We've hit in a really hard. But they aren't respecting it, cards against humanity. Why? They're giving you a Kwanza deal.

1:11.9

It's obviously a joke.

1:15.2

So you have to, wait a second, we've hidden a really hard puzzle in this year's holiday

1:19.8

bullshit.

1:20.3

There's an enormous prize for the person or group who helps solve it.

1:22.7

If you'd like to help check out our mysterious puzzle site, and then you have to go to

1:27.1

the puzzle site, 2014 puzzle coming soon.

1:31.7

I guess you would have to read about this because I don't really know what it is.

1:37.2

Does it say what the holiday bullshit thing is?

1:41.6

It's said.

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