#227: When Pigs Cry
Tell 'Em Steve Dave EP. 1-299
TESD 1-299
4.9 • 614 Ratings
🗓️ 23 February 2021
⏱️ 127 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Cards Against Humanity pre-roll. |
| 0:02.5 | Wait, what? |
| 0:03.2 | We had this one time, Cards Against Humanity. |
| 0:05.3 | People love this game, man. |
| 0:07.0 | People love this game. |
| 0:08.2 | It's called, this episode is sponsored by Cards Against Humanities 10 days or whatever of Kwanza. |
| 0:15.6 | You give Cards Against Humanity $15, and they'll send you 10 mystery gifts for the 10 days or whatever of Kwanza. |
| 0:23.7 | Space is limited to the first 250,000 people who sign up at holidaybushit.com. |
| 0:31.6 | I think they have a pretty, no, I think they have a pretty big following. |
| 0:34.7 | It's called Hollywood Bull. |
| 0:35.6 | How can they send 10 mystery gifts to people 10 days I think it's a car 250,000 you know how much that would cost |
| 0:44.0 | what is the website well holiday bullshit dot com holiday bullshit.com I think this is a fake |
| 0:49.5 | because Kwanza that's not a real holiday right I mean I mean, go look it up. Go look it up. You know how many people? It's celebrated by less than 2% of Americans. But that doesn't mean anything, Walt. That must be respected. We've hidden. We've hit in a really hard. But they aren't respecting it, cards against humanity. Why? They're giving you a Kwanza deal. |
| 1:11.9 | It's obviously a joke. |
| 1:15.2 | So you have to, wait a second, we've hidden a really hard puzzle in this year's holiday |
| 1:19.8 | bullshit. |
| 1:20.3 | There's an enormous prize for the person or group who helps solve it. |
| 1:22.7 | If you'd like to help check out our mysterious puzzle site, and then you have to go to |
| 1:27.1 | the puzzle site, 2014 puzzle coming soon. |
| 1:31.7 | I guess you would have to read about this because I don't really know what it is. |
| 1:37.2 | Does it say what the holiday bullshit thing is? |
| 1:41.6 | It's said. |
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