#227: The Herp (@JoeListComedy)

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4.6 • 6.7K Ratings

🗓️ 13 July 2015

⏱️ 136 minutes

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Summary

Joe List met me in Central Park on a beautiful summer day to have a wonderful talk about herpes. Joe's got it. He's open about it. And he answered everything you wanted to know abou tit. If you already have it, you'll relate. If you are going to get it soon, this will help you when you get unlucky. If you never get it. Congrats. Let's bone.

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0:00.0	And it was like this like Russian woman or Eastern European and she's like I want to get the test
0:07.0	So we can like you know
0:09.6	Confirm that it is herpes whatever so she like went in there had like scrape she was like scrape
0:14.8	Like what the fucking one of the like a dentist thing one of the scabs. Yeah, she was like scrape at it
0:19.7	And I was like ah and I was like crying and I was like oh my god
0:22.4	And she called me a baby. She's like your baby your baby
0:25.8	She's like I just trying to find this and like but I'm not a baby. I was like you get a metal thing
0:31.1	And I'm a fucking open wound of my cock. I'm not this is this is unusual
0:38.4	Is
0:42.0	You
0:45.5	And jolless has herpes
0:48.5	Oh
0:52.8	That was great that's great first live song intro
0:57.8	Yeah, today's the podcast about herpes with jolless but I did it in Central Park with Joe
1:03.1	And then in the interim before this came out listed a legion of skinks episode and he got some hateful tweets
1:09.4	And he wanted to express something to you guys before the episode started
1:13.0	I got well I got one hateful tweet and the guy called me a piece of shit
1:16.4	And then I got worried you're like nobody you'll you'll get positive tweets from your fans
1:21.0	I fans are not like the Legion of Skanks fans. Well, that's good to hear
1:25.1	But you're like they'll only be mad if it's boring and now I feel like I wasn't as exciting as I could have been because you loved me
1:31.3	I was in a park because we're in a park in the show shirtless in the shade laying in a bush and
1:36.8	I felt like I was lulled into it. I was literally laying down. Well, okay now you have a
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