227 - Sober Up
The Tim Dillon Show
The Tim Dillon Show
4.8 • 12.2K Ratings
🗓️ 22 November 2020
⏱️ 72 minutes
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After a series of unfortunate events in the desert, Tim and Ben are forced to record outside in the dark. Tim relives his days at Nassau Community College, explains why Trump will not be building a media empire, why Quarantine friendships will end, and a froyo shop in Palm Springs that pushed him over the edge this week.
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| 0:30.6 | Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon show. |
| 0:33.4 | No video this week. |
| 0:36.6 | We have had a succession of disasters that have prevented us |
| 0:45.6 | from recording in our usual studio. |
| 0:49.7 | We are sitting in my backyard in Palm Springs, California. |
| 0:56.3 | During the high season, which is apparently when everybody comes out here |
| 1:02.5 | to be in the desert during the winter, I like it in the summer when nobody's here |
| 1:07.8 | and it's 125 degrees, prevents people from getting too emotional. |
| 1:14.4 | Really keeps the riots at bay when it's 125 degrees. |
| 1:21.1 | But now it's cool and people are coming back out here |
| 1:24.8 | all the desert rats are back out, all the creatures. |
| 1:31.0 | I had the maid come in and the guy I usually use brought in a new maid, |
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