You tend to not think about how someone smells unless they either smell really good or really bad

We've all been self-conscious about our own smell sure

Stealing a whiff of our pits when we hope no one is looking.

But have you ever been around someone

whose odor was so terrible and so strong,

you found yourself gagging?

I mean, I'm not just talking about come back

from the gym stinky. I'm talking someone who totally reeked,

like hasn't showered in two months kind of stench or rolled around on the ground on a crowded dog park

or maybe spent some quality time around decomposition.

Well if you were neighbors with tonight's killer you would know this feeling,

probably catching a putrid whiff in your open window and it wasn't just him. His entire house permeated with the smell of rotten stench.

If you finally had the courage to confront him about it, he would say,

oh, it's just some raccoons that died in the attic last summer.

My friend, something was sure dead in that attic, but it sure as hell ain't no raccoon. Yay, you're so excited to drink beer tomorrow. Tomorrow if you guys have been keeping track I gave up beer for Lent and tomorrow I

will be able to have beer for the first time in 40 days and to commemorate the

sacrifice that I made about beer. Not only will I be having my first beer in a while

tomorrow, but we will have a special surprise for our Patreon members that you do not want to miss.

Let's just say it ties the whole 40 day of not having,

40 days of not having beer into...

Is Jesus coming back?

Tomorrow.

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