Hello and welcome.

That was an abortive attempt.

Should we start again?

Sorry.

Hello and welcome to what should be the Wednesday edition of the Four The Many podcast, but it's Tuesday.

And why would that be, you media whore?

We're ahead of ourselves.

We're so eager that basically we want Tuesday to be Wednesday, or Wednesday to be Tuesday, whatever.

That's very rude of you, Ian. Considering that you are all over the telly like a rash,

the fact that I happen tomorrow, stroke Wednesday, to be going up to Leeds for my second appearance on Steph's packed lunch.

You know, if our listeners really want a double dose of us over the next couple of days,

they can listen to this podcast and then watch me on Jeremy Vine tomorrow from 915 to 1115,

and then you want packed lunch.

When's that on? 1230 1230 you see

I mean we we know they just get a little break to get a cup of coffee between 1115 and

1230 oh my god what's that it's a massive treat for people

what's that? It's a massive treat for people.

What's that slurping noise?

It's my dog slurping.

We've just been out for a walk with my mum.

And we've just come back, rushed back in order to be here in time for you.

And she is just, I think she might be licking herself now.

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