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Sam's left the room because he's gone to get a charger and suddenly I feel very all at sea.

We could talk about bottoms, couldn't we? Well, it's a stopper.

Yeah, we could. We could. Stop it. We're actually on the radio now with this.

Yes, but very late at night and I mean really late at night.

This is fortunately where Figlo, Varten, Jane, Garby take you from the inimitable to the inane.

The neighbour of my well down the windows, he drove past the other day and said,

enjoy the show last night and I immediately find myself apologising.

That's the first thing he said was, sorry. That's like that old cliché of

in a meeting and it's true of me actually, that a woman will preface anything she says in a

meeting by saying sorry. Yeah. And then I remember once doing a feature on bra fitting and

the woman who I talked to, it was really, really nicely on woman. She said,

whenever she's with a woman in the fitting room and she has to take everything off,

the first thing a woman says usually is sorry. Yeah. It's just slightly ridiculous, isn't it?

It is, but I find side to that even in medical settings, I always apologise for kind of being there.

You've got a lot to apologise for. You've met medical matters. That's our other podcast.

Right, you've got a root canal treatment problem going on.

Well, no, actually, I can't quite, when you hear the words canal and root, to be honest with you,

when the dentist told me I might need something of this nature, I sort of slightly stop listening.

A magic FM was on. Yeah, I don't want to hear anything more about it.

Usually he is the dentist. They do favour magic in most dentists, because it takes your mind off

the reality, doesn't it? It does. What is it? More of the songs you love. Magic.

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