#2269: Sorry Carla

The Mike O'Meara Show

Mike O'Meara, Robb Spewak, Josh Sroka

Comedy, News

4.7 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 18 July 2019

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

Mike needs to love himself... but not too much. Plus, beard dye... your Yaks... Pony's birthday and the horse shoe!

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0:00.0	Today, a non-micomarachio.
0:03.6	He had a bad day so did this lady in New Jersey.
0:06.8	Why do they put the accelerator and the brake so close together?
0:09.8	On a car?
0:11.1	Does she say that?
0:12.1	No, but also, why do you build the exit to a car wash facing a river?
0:17.5	Oh, no.
0:18.6	Oh, yeah, it's so far away.
0:20.3	Got a little joke for you.
0:22.7	Three-legged dog walks into an old West balloon and says,
0:26.1	which one of you sat my paw?
0:29.9	You're better than that.
0:31.3	Don't you laugh at that.
0:32.3	I thought you'd like that.
0:33.5	No, no.
0:34.4	So I put the can of the hers, lady's shave crann.
0:39.7	It's not ladies.
0:40.5	It's like, oh, god, it's a standard one.
0:42.7	Now, she's in a song.
0:43.5	Barba's a barba song.
0:44.6	She puts it up to that's what she used.
0:46.1	The beard buster bike.
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