Mother just announced a new album and her babies are thircier than Jason Kelsey at a Chief's tailgate.

Taylor Swift launched another album at the recent Grammys.

She drops those things more than the Chief's wide receivers.

And she did so with a theme of black and white, inspired by her new romance with uh-oh, Oreo boyfriend, Travis Kelsey.

It's a big week for Travon Taylor with Kelsey getting his fourth shot at a Super Bowl.

No wonder he's the face of Pfizer.

And rumors are swirling that should the Chiefs win, Kelsey could potentially propose on the field,

which would be the most viral NFL knee since Colin Kaepernick.

And this one would also make white people lose their minds.

But I hope everyone gets

a ring. Taylor, Travis, Patrick Mahomes, senior from jail getting a call from a son that

they won. That is right folks. My home senior received his third DUI last weekend. Jackson

Mahomes was arrested last year. Patrick Mahomes is the real uh-oh sandwich here, and it needs to go.

Speaking of going, Taylor's travel back from Tokyo has been dissected more than a Patrick

Mahomes in science class.

Frog joke.

But I just hope she gets back safely.

I think we've had enough Asians crashing and burning in front of Taylor recently.

I just wonder if the chiefs do win.

I don't think they can simply go to Disney World as all Super Bowl winners do.

Taylor has made them too famous.

Plus, Mahomes would try to eat the Bugs Life exhibit.

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