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There we go, sweeties.

I'm a mom.

But that doesn't mean I don't like to have fun.

I drive a minivan, but I can let loose a little too.

I want to use heroin, but I also want to get stuff done.

That's why I reached for heroin AM, the only non-drowsy heroin on the market,

so I can get jacked on Skag and then get to work.

When I call time out to inject black tar heroin,

there was almost a stigma about it.

But with Heroin AM, I'm almost more alert than if I weren't on heroin.

Heroin use in America is steadily on the rise,

but productivity among heroin users has remained stagnant.

That's why Heroin Am combines heroin with 5 milligrams of caffeine and a small pile of cocaine.

And now available in gummy bears, which you can melt down and inject.

Oh yeah.

Side effects include it's heroin.

So, all that stuff.

So now I can chase the dragon while I also chase this little guy.

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