The Welcome to another exciting edition of the Thalke Police with me Mike Graham and him

Kevin O'Sullivan. Good to see you Kevin. Thank you for us. Yeah thank you very

much indeed for doing the duty over the course of the week.

It was always good.

Interesting week in France, mostly punctuated by a completely deranged

fucking Twitter feed of people who couldn't actually

believe that I'd managed to get to France

and back without any fucking delay whatsoever.

And it was so mad. They so it they so want there to be a

cue and you know the excuses for me being able to go there without a cue

were it from you're lying to that's an old picture that you sent of us because I've looked at the

weather forecast and it's not raining in Calais, what is the main way.

Then they said well you don't get a stamp on the way back, which is not true because you actually

do get a stamp on the way back.

Oh, and then it was, oh, it's because nobody can afford to travel because nobody's got any

fucking money. I mean mean they just came up

with one litany of excuse after another and are they then maintaining that when

there are those fucking ginormous traffic jams at Dover for about seven days in a row.

All those people couldn't afford to travel.

Exactly right.

I mean, one thing they did say which was right was that basically because I went on the

shuttle, which is the train, it is a lot more expensive. But there were plenty of

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