226. On a Boat (with Alex, Paul and Moz)

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Luke Thompson

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🗓️ 21 October 2014

⏱️ 74 minutes

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aka "The Boat that Rocked" or "The Drunk Episode 2". In this episode I spent the evening on a narrowboat on a canal in a part of North London known as Little Venice, with my friends Alex, Paul, Moz and Dave. Join us as we talk about life on the canal boat, the first jobs we ever had, answers to a few questions sent in by a long-term listener called Hiroshi, and explanations of various rude expressions and jokes which came up spontaneously during the conversation. Please be aware that this episode contains strong language, rude & explicit content and plenty of bad 'jokes'. Click here for more information http://wp.me/p4IuUx-1Te

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0:00.0	You're listening to Luke's English podcast. For more information, visit teacher Luke.co.uk.
0:07.0	UK. Hello, this is a special introduction to this episode of Luke's English
0:16.4	podcast. Before you listen to the recording in this episode, I would just like to
0:21.6	warn you that this one contains material which you may find
0:25.8	offensive, confusing or just plain stupid including failed attempts at humour, bad jokes, vague sexual innuendo, rude words, swearing,
0:40.3	references to body parts, disgusting sound effects and general behavior
0:46.0	which would definitely be inappropriate in polite company.
0:50.0	The conversation that you're going to hear in this episode was recorded privately with friends in a very informal setting.
0:57.5	It's not suitable for children.
0:59.5	It's not really suitable for intelligent adults either, to be honest.
1:04.4	I present it here with great reservation, against my better judgment,
1:09.6	and with the understanding that some of you may find it pure aisle and unamusing, difficult to understand,
1:17.0	offensive or just plain unnecessary.
1:20.0	And that publishing this episode may cause you to abandon Luke's English podcast,
1:25.0	throw your phone into a lake,
1:27.0	or even spit on the ground in pure disgust.
1:32.0	However, despite my reservations to that effect, I also realize there is probably
1:37.6	a certain section of my audience who love a bit of filth and who would like nothing better than to listen in on a conversation between some English
1:47.2	friends amusing themselves by talking crap together over a few beers. In fact I published this conversation with those
1:56.4	members of my audience in mind. Are you bored of listening to safe English which has had all the rudeness and humour removed from it?
2:06.3	Are you fed up with being taught only the nice English which you're supposed to speak, but
2:12.1	which you suspect no native speakers actually use in their private lives.
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