Ooi, it's your boy, the Lauren Murphy of being foreign and girthy, Jack Slack. It's the

Jack Slack podcast. And we're coming at you after UFC Lewis versus, what was this guy's name?

DeShara, don't need to remember that next time. An event people are describing as,

oh, this is right, actually. And I would agree with them.

Main event was heavyweight slop.

Many of the other fights were heavyweight slop.

There were some light heavyweight slop in there, but there were also some good stuff

hidden in there.

And mercifully, the heavyweights slopped it up in short increments.

Don't mind a heavyweight fight as long as it ends fairly quickly.

The fights we expected to be good, Steve Garcia versus Calvin Cater, Morgan Chalier versus Nate Landware,

were good. Let's jump straight into it. Main event, Derek Lewis versus Talasin Tashira.

I was very charitable to Telsen to Shira in the preview of this.

I was going, well, you know, I did see him get clattered on the contender series,

trying to do a shoulder roll and doing it badly for technical reasons that we got into on that show.

But you don't really need to know that.

Actually, we'll talk about it when Derrick Lewis gets there.

But I was like, he is six for eight, and he is trying things, which I appreciate greatly. But all of this, because it's a Derek Lewis main event and because this guy's largely untested, there's an undercurrent of, but he might get memed. He might get memed in the first round. He might do well for the first round and get memed in the second.

And then Derek Lewis will... I was very optimistic, actually, because I said Derek Lewis will invent a new meme. And he didn't. He just did the old ones. But, you know, Balls was hot,

sells out stadium still, it seems. This dude might be on the cusp of a title shot at Tom Aspinall,

based on being the most known M.M.A.

Fyter, well, probably outside Connor McGregor.

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