#226 - Joel Salatin
The Grimerica Show
Darren Grimes
4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 3 June 2017
⏱️ 113 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | And on the eighth day, God looked down on his planned paradise and said, I need a caretaker. |
| 0:10.0 | So God made a farmer. |
| 0:12.0 | God said I need somebody willing to get up. So God made a farmer. |
| 0:13.1 | God said I need somebody willing to get up before dawn, milk cows work all day in the fields, |
| 0:17.4 | milk cows again, eat supper, then go to town and stay past midnight at a meeting of the |
| 0:21.3 | school board. So God made a farmer. God said I need |
| 0:25.2 | somebody willing to sit up all night with a newborn coat and watch it die and dry his |
| 0:31.1 | eyes and say maybe next year. |
| 0:33.0 | I need somebody who can shape an axe hand bull from a persimmons sprout, |
| 0:37.0 | shoe a horse with a hunk of car tire, |
| 0:39.0 | who can make harness out of hay, wire, feed, sacks and shoe scraps. |
| 0:43.1 | Through planting time and harvest season |
| 0:44.8 | will finish his 40 hour week by Tuesday noon |
| 0:47.0 | and then pain in from tractor back, put in another 72 hours. |
| 0:50.0 | So God made a farmer. |
| 0:52.2 | God said, I need somebody strong enough to clear trees and |
| 0:55.2 | heave veils. It had to be somebody who would plow deep and straight and not cut corners. |
| 1:00.1 | Somebody to seed, weed, feed, feed breed and rake and |
| 1:02.9 | disc and plow and plant and tie the fleece and strain the milk. America. |
| 1:19.0 | The group plants with artificial manure is we make artificial plants which create artificial panorals |
| 1:24.3 | animals which then convert into artificial people who can only be kept |
| 1:30.7 | alive with artificial. |
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