225. Vow Renewals, Penis Sleeves, Who is the Breadwinner & Call off your Wedding!

The Horny Housewife

THH Media LLC

Relationships, Personal Journals, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.4 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 10 March 2025

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Today tune in for a “WINE DOWN” version of THH monday =) Penis sleeves, a low drive husband whose FIANCE is feeling inadequate, who should be the breadwinner and the JYNX that is vow renewals. Tune in now! Want bonus listener questions? Like audio erotica? Join the Patreon! Beducated: Go to https://beducate.me/pd2509-jordynfor 60% off the yearly pass- 14 day money back guarantee! Bluechew: Try your first month FREE go to BlueChew.com to learn more. EveryPlate: Get your first box 50% off using code housewife50 at everyplate.com/podcast PopStar: Receive 20% off your purchase using code HORNYHOUSEWIFE at popstarlabs.com/hornyhousewife Bathmate: Go to www.bathmatedirect.com/hornyhousewife to get 10 off your purchase!

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0:00.0	You were listening to a pleasure podcast.
0:03.1	For more from our sex podcast collective, visit pleasure podcasts.com.
0:16.5	Hello and welcome back to the Horny Housewives podcast.
0:19.7	This is your host, Jordan.
0:21.0	And guess what we're doing?
0:22.1	Cheers, boob.
0:23.8	We're whining, winding, whining down.
0:28.6	It's listener questions.
0:30.8	A bagel, listener questions, bagel.
0:33.4	Last week, I mean, we were on top of shit.
0:37.4	We were productive. Get you a therapist, we were on top of shit. We were productive.
0:38.7	Get you a therapist, girl, work on that shit, sir.
0:43.2	And then the week before, our hormones talking about things we definitely didn't want to talk about.
0:50.5	So you know what we're doing today?
0:51.6	We're talking shit.
0:52.8	We're talking shit.
0:54.3	And it's nighttime.
0:55.6	It's 5 o'clock somewhere.
0:56.8	It's past 5 o'clock here.
0:58.5	So the wine was acceptable.
1:00.9	You know, wind down however you want.
1:03.6	You're like, bitch, it's 9.30 a.m.
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