224. How to: Choosing a Therapist, Semen Fetish & Wives Who Lack Empathy

The Horny Housewife

THH Media LLC

Relationships, Personal Journals, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.4 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 3 March 2025

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Today I’m telling you not all therapist are equal! I’m dishing the red flags to look out for when diving in to therapy (& the green flags too!) and choosing a therapist. Spoiler alert; therapists are human and some suck at their job- while others change your life. Todays listener questions include semen fetish 101, a husband whose wife lacks total empathy and how to navigate, a wife who is looking to increase libido without the use of THC & more!! Join the Patreon for bonus listener questions and sexy story times! Popstar: Get 20% off your first order at popstarlabs.com/hornyhousewife and use code HORNYHOUSEWIFE at checkout. Popstar is the first doctor-developed men's health supplement that gives you bigger loads and better taste. With hundreds of 5-star reviews, Popstar guarantees you will see results or your money back. VIIA Hemp: (21+) Use code HOUSEWIFE to get 15% off your purchase at VIIAhemp.com BlueChew: Get your first month free. Learn More at Bluechew.com BathMate: Visit bathmatedirect.com/hornyhousewife to receive 10% off your purchase!

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0:00.0	You were listening to a pleasure podcast.
0:03.1	For more from our sex podcast collective, visit pleasurepodcasts.com.
0:13.0	Happy Monday. Welcome back to the horny house wave. Oh, Jordan, witchy. I was like, how should I show up?
0:25.3	How can I come back and not look like a piece of asshole? Because last Monday, I was looking
0:33.7	rough. I was told recently not to clap anymore, so I'm glad that just checked in,
0:41.7	so I will remember. But happy Monday. Welcome back. I was like, you know what? I'm going to
0:48.5	make sure I don't look like a big piece of shit, but I needed to stay true to myself, which was
0:53.2	being comfortable. I think that goes
0:56.9	hand in hand with a horny housewife, because what is, horny is just a feeling, right? Matt,
1:02.5	sad, glad, happy, lonely, they're fleeting, never is, you know, permanent. She's clapping,
1:08.1	I'm clapping. But housewife, what is that encompass?
1:13.9	She's a housewifey. She's domestic in a sense. I enjoy cooking. I like making a meal and I
1:21.3	really want to watch him take the first bite. And I will make sure and time it perfectly so that everything
1:30.0	is warm at the same time coming warm to the plate, and it brings me joy.
1:36.8	Like it's sometimes stress, and if the things don't go, like, exactly how I want them to, do I feel a little icky sometimes?
1:46.6	And sometimes I'm main.
1:49.2	But it's worth it.
1:50.6	It's worth it.
1:51.7	It's worth it.
1:53.5	Most 90% of it brings me joy.
1:57.0	And there are some parts of being a housewife that I absolutely fucking hate.
2:00.0	But most of all, I like it.
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