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The Nikki Glaser Podcast
Big Money Players Network and iHeartPodcasts
4.6 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 26 May 2022
⏱️ 71 minutes
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This episode is sponsored by UberEats, download and order on the UberEats app today! Nikki is reluctant to know what Andrew got stretched this morning that made him feel so good. She did stretching of her own with new bunion splints. Andrew reviews Jackass Forever and his favorite scene had to do with note taking. They talk about torture museums and then about the tragedy in Uvalde County. You Heard It Here First, 'retail therapy' is not therapy and it's ok to take your ex's stuff if you really want it. Andrew successfully makes Nikki feel "seen" in the Finish My UberEats Order segment. Nikki's final thought includes her confusion about Letterman coming out of retirement to interview celebrities.
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| 0:00.0 | I'm Penelope Spheras on the host of a new podcast about the life and death of Peter Ivers. |
| 0:06.5 | Peter was the host of a TV show featuring prominent LA punk bands until he was murdered in 1983. |
| 0:13.9 | 40 years later, we dive into that music scene and the mystery of his passing. |
| 0:19.8 | Listen to Peter and the Acid King on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. |
| 0:30.0 | Here's Nikki. |
| 0:40.0 | Hello. |
| 0:41.5 | Here I am. |
| 0:42.5 | It's Nikki Glaser podcast, welcome to the show, it's Wednesday. |
| 0:46.1 | I'm in St. Louis with Andrew Colan, what's up Andrew? |
| 0:48.8 | Can I open my eyes now? |
| 0:50.1 | Yeah. |
| 0:51.1 | Surprise. |
| 0:52.5 | It's me. |
| 0:53.7 | What if it was not me fucking freaking oh my god. |
| 0:59.7 | Um, Noah's in Arizona. How are you guys today? |
| 1:03.5 | Okay, I'm good and got stretched this one got stretched out that stretch out. Oh |
| 1:08.0 | play |
| 1:09.3 | I know that sounds so gross when you say it, which part all of them. Yeah, would you get stressed just my asshole? How long was it? |
| 1:18.6 | Yeah, well, yeah, I'm dilated for you. I literally googled last night. Is my hemorrhoid too long? |
| 1:25.9 | Did you measure it? |
| 1:27.4 | Honestly, this thing it's its own person and it's starting to grow legs. |
| 1:33.0 | I think I pride it doesn't hurt. It's like a salamander tail. Yeah pull off and I'll grow back. It looks like it's it |
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