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| 0:00.0 | Dear Jake and Amir, what to say to you? |
| 0:06.0 | I need advice, you have to up my game. |
| 0:10.0 | My barista's pretty cute, I died on the Starbucks floor. |
| 0:19.0 | You dedicated one hour a week to help my soul, |
| 0:26.0 | and I want you to crazy choose when you have. |
| 0:31.0 | You knocked me out, I fall apart, and I thought I was the master. |
| 0:37.0 | You make up names for all the questions. |
| 0:41.0 | You'll goof and gap at eyes, you'll even laugh at eyes. |
| 0:45.0 | Even though most of it is just a question. |
| 0:50.0 | We listen just by who, we go down low by who and you give us bad advice. |
| 0:56.0 | If I were you, yeah you give us bad advice. |
| 1:05.0 | If I were you. |
| 1:14.0 | Christ, that was incredible. |
| 1:17.0 | That was really good. |
| 1:20.0 | That was Geordi, G-E-O-R-D-I-E. |
| 1:23.0 | Geordi, where the dear Theodosia from Hamilton, parody. |
| 1:28.0 | I feel like we can't do a show now. |
| 1:30.0 | Oh because it's too sweet. |
| 1:31.0 | We can't top what the theme song was. |
| 1:34.0 | Yeah, when you get someone with a good voice to do a parody of a really sweet, great song, |
| 1:39.0 | it's just as powerful as the song itself. |
| 1:42.0 | Yeah, good lord, we didn't deserve that. |
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