4.6 • 766 Ratings
🗓️ 22 June 2023
⏱️ 44 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to Not So Mali Mormon Podcast. |
0:08.8 | Hello, welcome back, everyone. |
0:10.7 | This is Sarah. |
0:11.8 | And this is Katie. |
0:12.8 | And this podcast has officially been cursed by Celestial Jesus. |
0:16.8 | You've been warned. |
0:19.3 | So some weird shit will probably happen during this episode, even possibly while you're listening, |
0:26.2 | because literally, as Katie always says, you know, Mormon God and Mormon Jesus, they're petty bitches. |
0:31.9 | And they have cursed our laptops once again. |
0:37.7 | Rest assured, though, I'm getting a new fucking laptop in the next month. |
0:42.7 | So hopefully. |
0:44.2 | Hopefully the Celestial Jesus won't be able to get his little fingies on our new laptops. |
0:52.2 | Your little grubby paws off of our equipment. |
0:58.0 | I swear to celestial Jesus, though, if this new laptop, something happens with it as well, |
1:02.9 | then we'll know. |
1:03.7 | We'll know and then I'll actually believe in the Mormon church because I'll be like, |
1:07.0 | okay, this is real. |
1:08.6 | No, I'm not going to allow you to do that. |
1:11.3 | That is not allowed. |
1:12.9 | You will be fired. |
1:15.0 | You will be fired. |
1:18.5 | Excommunicated. |
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