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Yeah. And this is a legal document that lawyers put together in a Supreme Court looked over and read and decided on called the white trash defense. And we were going to go into the white trash defense in depth because during the episode. No, just because it's an argument.

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Everything tons of stuff on there. Check it all out, but never mind all of that. Jimmy, we have an insane case. And there's a lot of it. So let's get right into it here. Let's try not to make this three hours long.

Let's do our best. Let's do it with Michael doaks. Yeah, you know, Michael doaks is no, he's a boxer is around for about 20 years. Hence the brain damage. And it's one of the weirdest crazy stories we've had. It's a very Mitch blood green-esque story. And if you remember that one everybody, it's kind of one of our classics. And we expect this to be the same.

He is Michael Marshall doaks. Nick name is dynamite is dynamite doaks. And I love the way he announces that by the way. This guy is a character to the

nth degree, just a character. He's got a big giant afro. Yeah, he is well spoken as fuck reads the dictionary repeatedly. So he has like a vocabulary and like he's just one of these guys who's like a self-educated kind of guy. He's very interested in cuisine.

I love very interested in French and Italian cuisine. He likes to prepare it as well as eat out of fine restaurants. He makes his own clothes as we'll talk about crazy shit to he always has like a pipa

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