224-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 May 2014

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Sometimes when someone screams to F**K someone Right in their P***y they are not who they seem! REJOICE, Tina is back in the Mommy Dome and her jeans are tighter than ever. Will she reveal secrets of her shoot? I don't know. Maybe. When a LADY gets a massage do Pro men go for the gold and give her that happy ending? Let's discuss. Chuck Woolery is doing A LOT of commercials. A LOT. And they're all for old people that are falling apart. What do they each pay? 11 dollars. Tommy and Tina discuss how many more marriages they'll go thru. More than 3? That seems like too many. Maybe we should just sign a good ol' C*m dog up to hang out around the house. Sean Connery approves! If you never saw the House of Cosby's do yourself a favor and watch them, Rudy. They are AMAZING, Theo. Eat the pudding slice!

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0:00.0	I don't sound like that by the way.
0:19.0	Yeah, it's Friday.
0:22.0	Two more jeans pulled up all the way over your armpits.
0:26.0	My jeans are so high because I'm excited to be home.
0:29.0	Finally, are you officially back now?
0:31.0	I'm officially back at the mommy dome.
0:33.0	I moved out of that hotel and I'm home again.
0:39.0	I am so thrilled to be back to my life, jeans.
0:42.0	I've missed you so much.
0:44.0	Man, you were going a long time.
0:45.0	I don't even know if you were still, you know, the jeans that I wear.
0:48.0	Babe, you can't even say something like that.
0:51.0	Well, I'm thrilled that you're home.
0:54.0	Dude, I know the listeners are like, can you please get her back?
0:58.0	We're sick of you.
1:00.0	That is not the truth.
1:02.0	We got some, I actually was really concerned about the audio from Seattle,
1:07.0	but everybody told me that they loved the Yoshi episode already.
1:11.0	Well, good.
1:12.0	I can't wait to hear it.
1:13.0	And speaking of Seattle, since I could not go up there with you guys,
1:18.0	now that I am officially wrapped on this show I was doing,
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