224. What Dinosaur Real Good? Helicoprion!

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Comedy

4.9 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 20 September 2019

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Look, down in the sea! It's a fish! It's a chainsaw! It's...Helicoprion! The tooth-mouthed dino we misidentified for several centuries, at our own peril, is back, and Abe, Bridgett and Mike are gonna Real Good it for your listening pleasure. Art by the Small Beans community. Wicked Guitar Riff by Abe Epperson. Support Small Beans and access Additional Content: https://www.patreon.com/SmallBeans SB Merch: https://smallbeans.bigcartel.com

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0:00.0	Hey, ho, let's go to the show with the dinos.
0:08.4	I'm Michael Swaim with other people. I'm impressed you kept that rhyme going.
0:15.0	I was like, how are you going to rhyme dinosaur man?
0:17.0	Yeah.
0:18.0	Dinoh.
0:19.0	And of course.
0:20.0	But I'm Bridget Greenberg.
0:22.0	I'm still host of this show. I'm
0:23.8	Aye Veperson. I'm the other co-host.
0:25.8	So let's do this.
0:28.4	Yeah, what you got first? We go together like beaks on Cosmos
0:32.4	Saratopses. but I am not talking about cosmosertops today
0:36.4	I'm talking about an undersea creature because my we haven't done that yet.
0:43.0	I don't think so.
0:44.2	And my nightmares about dinosaurs are always involved
0:46.8	the ocean ones.
0:47.8	Yeah.
0:48.8	Because the idea of being underwater and a giant looming thing goes by was like a recurring nightmare I had as a kid and for some reason I have like that
0:57.4	evolutionary primal fear of giant ocean dinosaurs.
1:02.0	Yeah. Specifically of being like human-sized and like even an herbivore you know like a giant thing goes by you.
1:08.1	And I feel like maybe it's just because my pop culture knowledge of dinosaurs but I feel like everyone that lived underwater
1:14.4	was big I don't feel like there were small ones underwater which is probably not
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